Famous Members
Team Socrates — You're in good company
Life-loving wit who questioned everything through humor, the most Socratic American writer
Sharp-tongued questioner who exposed pretension through devastating public wit
Passionate public figure who refines understanding through questioning millions
Lived in a barrel, questioned Alexander the Great to his face, challenged every convention
Warm, life-embracing public questioner who refined political discourse through Socratic comedy
Life-loving public voice who questioned injustice with warmth, poetry, and radical honesty
What They Share
All members of Team Socrates share these four philosophical axes:
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